Would you like to stroke my gun? Her name is vera. They call me the hero of canton, you know. Is that a Callahan full-bore auto-lock or are you just happy to see me? In the morning, I'll let you wear my knitted cap. I'll follow you through a revolution and back. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will do you. Hey, Wanna take a trip to the special hell? Ouch! My tooth 's because you're so sweet.īaby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance, one of us would be dead by now.Ĭurse your sudden but inevitable betrayal in bed. One time in college, a girl told me it's not you, it's me. Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels. No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?. I have never met a pizza that I didn't like. Hey girl, no need to hunt, you already trapped my heart. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.ĭarling, you're on fire. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. It's not stalking if you both happen to be at the same party. I hope your soul is permanent because I will give you more than one moment of true happiness Maybe you and I could get one sometime, if you want. Hey, did you used to be a demon? Cuz that's hot. Girl your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's CrystalĪngel, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you.Īre you a slayer because you sure are my chosen one.Īre you a witch because you sure got me spellbound Is that a stair car in your pants or are you happy to see me? Your love makes me feel like my hearts trying to hug my brain You make me feel like I'm high-fiving a million angels They call me toofer because I'm both black and great in bed Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself Sitting next to borpoh doesn't come close to snitting next to yerpoh Let's run away on that boat I stole from some white guy I love you almost as much as I love television Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror I'm a spring princess, so consider yourself sprung!įlute-playing enhances my finger dexterity
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